February 2010
My X-ray watch says you're not wearing underwear
oh wait, it’s 5 minutes fast ;)
Woah at P!nk stripping?
“Lady Gaga looks like something from The Jetson’s
OMFG MY MOM SAID THE SAME...”
– My mum. (via dontkillthedream)
January 2010
http://godlovesatheists.wordpress.com/
Does anyone else see the irony?
You're using Times New Roman, therefore your...
pagingdoctorfaggot:
hi im hannah
ok i dont know where im getting followers from
but hi :3
Hi!
I’m Zack
uhh…uhh..
yeah
I like how some TTs people are like...EH...then...
YOU DO DRUGS AND FUCK GUYS AND HAVE PREGNANCY...
oh, and you’re fat.
/rant
So I was wondering
is AP magazine like, a month ahead? Mine says that it’s March 2010 but it’s the 30 Seconds To Mars edition.
Care to explain?
I share a birthday with:
emily osment, chuck norris, carrie underwood, timbaland
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
It needed to be repeated.
i've never watched jersey shore before.
feelslikegold:
is it worth it?
i lost brain cells just watching the opening credits.
I’ve watched 5 minutes once
it’s just
…no
not worth it
GAH FU UPS
If Jesus were here, you’d clean for him, right?
OMG I
“You know the only other person who likes to raise children like this, the devil.”
Poem:
Those stars I swear I just saw one’s shine stop envious knowing that I’m not focused on the stars tonight Your eyes shine a much brighter display two eyes brighter than the stars the moon the sun nothing even close to compete with They flicker with each smile and flash with every laugh Your eyes have much less disappointment ‘cause in the morning a thief shall not have taken your beautiful blue...
No, Patrick
mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Reblog if you hate wearing pants.
formspring.me
molliversykes:
you’re a really cool person, i wish i was you
why? i’m an absolute fail at life, i can’t get guys, i’m not pretty, i’m annoying, conceited, and everything that’s bad. so you should not want to be me.
the boys are lining up cause they hear i’ve got swagger, but i kick them to the curb unless they look like max helyer;
HEYHEYHEY
no.
If you think you're lame, ugly, or a horrible... →
disparues:
etoileparjour:
allcoveredinfreckles:insertakisshere:bringmedowntoreality:jesuiscourtney:
jessykinns:charleypearson:poynterlubz:foreverkatie:ashleytotherescue:
theoncomingstorm:flugelhorn:loveactually:mightykingcobra:poshspice:
absolutelynormalchaos
OMG ONLY 906 FOLLOWERS TILL 1000
………/fail
Here's a poem, 'like' if you think it's good
cause I’m always iffy about poetry that I write.
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I'm downstairs near my parents
now I understand the fear of porn coming up on my dash.
So a conversation between my mom and grandma on...
(btw I only hear my mom)
Whitney Huston, I don’t think so
*talks to us* Is Whitney Huston gay?
*to her* So her husband got mad cause she was gay?
Yeah.
Suggestions for a movie to download/watch?
HEY HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE
THAT IS MY NO-NO SQUARE
R-A-P-E
GETTHEFUCK AWAY FROM ME
